Carcinization is an evolutionary process by which, over time, non-crab crustaceans evolve a crab-like body shape. It's how we got coconut crabs and king crabs, neither of which are true crabs. ___ Created by Saigoneer: Video: Alberto Prieto (@alcaparras) Typography: Dương Trương (@mmmuooi). | Saigoneer

Wait… everything evolves into crabs? Welcome to carcinisation — the theory that everything (well, almost everything) eventually evolves into a crab. It’s real. It’s weird. And yes, we got there after confusing Cory Doctorow with Cory Haim and insulting each other mid-sentence. This is from the episode *Clash to Crabs: The Science of Ending Side A*, where evolution, music, and pub-level insults collide in glorious fashion. Are crabs the final form of life? #beatmotel #musicpodcast #ramblingmorons